(Trigger warning: If you’re a hypersensitive twerp you may feel unsafe in this column.)
It is time to party, my fellow Americans. Once again we come together to celebrate our national birthday and participate in our favorite ritual, internet shaming and outrage.
Nothing goes viral faster than some public person doing something it is possible to take offense at, because if it’s possible, everyone will.
While the medium of outrage is up-to-the-nanosecond Twitter feeds, our reaction is so old fashioned it’s quaint.